“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

It literally could have been any male between the ages of 12-120 on the face of the planet.

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

This is a sincere question: is your personality as a writer a character, do you happily ignore reality, or are you really as huge of a hypocrite as you seem to be, or is it some combination of those?

It’s Hamilton Nolan. You were somehow expecting nuance?

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

2/10 satire

8/10 low key racism

You’re right. We should be paying baristas $85,000 per year. As always, the perfect annihilates the good.

People around here think the Skins are going to win the Super Bowl because they went 8-8. This is a pretty accurate depiction.

This commercial finally answers that age-old question...

You forgot a third thing: launch Dan Snyder into the sun.

Two things need to happen: my team needs to change it’s racist-ass name and we need to rebuild RFK as an eternal cosmic middle-finger to George Preston Marshall

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

Ironically, there are probably a lot of white Vikings fans who are right now wishing he had just taken a knee.

Are you ready?

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…