Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.

You haven’t watched enough old time movies. You just plant one on them and at first they hate it, then they are in love with you. That is how it works. /sarcasm

This is why I never kiss women. This, and my tendency to repel them.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

Hey Brooks, glad you could make it to Deadspin!

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

LOL, yea right “Chechnya”, that’s not even a real place.

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

I wanted the guards to win in the Adam Sandler version as well.

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

I would argue his Civil Rights record- which he’s spent most of his life working on- is pretty impressive and says a lot about his character but I guess that’s nothing compared to being a blogger

There is likely a healthy amount of truth to this.

It absolutely is, and gawker sites have been ignoring that fact from the beginning. This was a pretty great pick but he wasn’t “exciting” for gawker, whatever the fuck that means.

Doesn’t the guy have an impressive and important civil rights background, above everything else? Isn’t that kind of a helpful thing in this political climate and in the years to come?

Orrrrrrr..... she had to find a VP candidate that wouldn’t outshine her.