- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

I love how their faces kind of collectively freeze as he starts to talk about Ms. Universe having “gained a lot of weight.” Like they’re all thinking “Shut up shut up SHUT UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

No, you’re thinking Waukesha.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Is this today’s equivalent to “I have black friends?”

I think you need to go to a dirt track car race and start asking people there.

No, Hillary will reflect on her insight and knowledge gleaned from decades in the limelight and in public service...then do her best to avoid committing to an answer, because of the unhealthy penchant for secrecy for its own sake she’s developed over the past 20 years of being demonized by Republicans.

Hillary Clinton is the only one to blame if Hillary Clinton loses. She’s a terrible candidate that’s pissed away huge leads in two consecutive elections.

The reason why Trump is running a competitive race is very simple

Trump is the antichrist, Hillary would eat her young, the Falcons and Saints are decent SEC teams. I’m gonna nap until tomorrow.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

“There were a lot of ‘gotcha’ questions. Next time the moderator should be Bryant Gumble. He’s a good black guy. Now if you’ll excuse me, I am a groomsman in a beach wedding.”

Bill was great for black peeps and our girl will be more of the same.

“Will Donald Trump’s performance tonight allow white people to keep pretending he can possibly be president?”

To be fair, Hillary Clinton is about as unlikable of a candidate as there’s ever been. Other than Trump of course.

No, I think you are confusing him with Freddie Adu.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Look, y’all may be part of the ‘new media’ where it only takes a few clicks for a story to be updated or removed, but Yahoo works on older technology. There’s a process. Punchcards have to punched, go-to loops have to ungoneto, etc.