True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

You're a turd.

Simmons could not look more out of place

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.