He doesn't even go here!

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I thought it was pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
#WearaCondom

"Let them fight."

Look, you promised your sister that you would spend the evening making flowers with her. Don't keep her waiting.

Yeah, sure, that looks to be the feel good comedy of the year. But I'm more interested in seeing Parker's serious and historically accurate take on the rebellion.

True to a certain extent. There are some people that seek and shamefully gain power by appealing to that instinct. In today's America, that is the conservative movement.

Projection.

"…the Empire—at the very least—tends to give power to people who are known for having streaks of vicious cruelty."

WTF, man? You're posting ridiculous crap about the Clintons under the handle 'liberal media bias', and I'm somehow an idiot for not picking up on the sarcasm?! Your satire has been printed in earnest by right wing nutters with similar names all day, everyday, pretty much since the internet was invented.

Did he wear diapers and ask to be spanked? And actually paid for that?! No… Then shut the fuck up.

That sounds incredibly plausible. Full disclosure, I'm drunk off my ass. Still, that's right up his alley.

She only gave him a pill before putting the rest in her purse saying 'We have to ration these'. So I'd say the only dumb part was letting him know that she had enough that she needed to keep the bottle to carry them in. Don't let the addict ever know that there's more than the next fix, woman!

Jared: Can I get in?
Teddy/Amantha: No!

Do you partake in butt stuff?

The Monster Squad. It'll never happen because it's the perfect eighties movie. The main character's parents were on the verge of divorce, and there is no backing away from that idea. The overweight kid was mercilessly bullied, even by his friends. It's a pure fun idea movie made in an era where political correctness…

Her sister. Or the 'bitch' at work. That's it.

Before you judge, I just saw that Donald Trump is currently fourth place in recent polling for the New Hampshire republican primary. So, glass houses, folks.

Ain't no orgy like a True Detective orgy cause a True Detective orgy has Remus.

Hannibal will make you answer for your rudeness.