Local man on Day 125 realizing he needs to buy a British SUV

I actually don’t really care either way. If anything, I get enjoyment out of seeing people complain about it in the comments.

Cars, like everything else in life, are political.

You are a monster

Do you mind if we write exclusively about Jeeps, minus the practical knowledge to do so intelligently?

This would have been a good time to be part of Jalopnik. Alas, my college education in the Philippines is a full-time job for me now. But if I can contribute in some way (especially for ASEAN-related topics), I’ll let you know.

Am I eligible for re-hire, you fuckers?

can i just write about bubble tauruses and ford tempos?

Do you need to be NYC based? Does hiring a writer with dyslexia count as a tax break for G/O Media? Do I have to stick to sports?

That’s what I was wondering as well.

uhhhh its old, but its not that old. Try Merc circa 2000

Personally, and I have no idea of if my sorta-gripe jives with the overall market, but I am probably going to buy a Stinger GT2 rwd within the next year, so...

Oh, it gets better for the 1%-ers.  It always does.

i thought they were keeping the 3 series somewhat tame and only allowing the 4 series to looks dumb? 

Bring a Trailer 2050: BMW M3 TOURING SELLS FOR $400,000.00

No mortal man would be worthy of such a leader in their community.

12% debt?

Now is probably a good time to point out that Stroll is a billionaire. Raising 260 million pounds seems strange in that context. Why? Why doesn’t Stroll just dump that money in himself? What’s even the point of being a billionaire if you can’t dump all your money into something?

I think your two options are “have a truck” or “have sex with the kind of person who hates trucks”