theasp00
Worth a Gorillion Dollars
theasp00

I’m from Boston. I’ll allow it.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

Bring back fat kickers.

I have heard some good Pokémon Go stories over the past few weeks, but in terms of truly tapping into the spirit of

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

*As pictured

I picked yellow cause I like the thunderbird. Forgot his name though

Or Weevil

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Uh, you cheat in an online competitive game you do it at your own risk, if you get banned well, that’s your fault. If the ban is unfair you can appeal the decision. Also why would anyone ban people if they cheat in “offline mode”?

I believe it’s pronounced ‘chahge cahd’.

Now I feel bad for killing him because I thought he was trying to rip me off. Wonder if that has a different affect when I run across this.

Which is grimly funny, because my body actually looks like a lumpen pile of laundry when I'm naked. How splendidly ironic.