Congrats: This now has more stars than the movie had ticket sales.

Too soon

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

Just hand them a stack of 6 seasons of DVDs (and a theatrical release nobody wants) of Entourage.

I prefer his Skittles press conference

HOW DARE PEOPLE NOT PLAY GAMES FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON AS ME RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

Worse still: he had to pay for the tattoo with his high school quiz bowl state championship ring and a game-worn short-sleeved button-up.

I think Belichick should be strapped to a chair with his eyelids peeled back and forced to watch Peter King bathe naked in a hot tub of takes while every columnist listed above gives him rusty trombones in turn.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

This color.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

What in the everloving fuck is a "seaglass top?"

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

I'm sorry, but the AFC North is not in any way, shape, or form the best division in the NFL. They all had decent to great records because they beat up on each other, and the NFC South. I agree that LeBeau leaving isn't the blow that Deadspin is making it out to be, but that best division talk is utter nonsense.

Where are you from, Temecula?

I will never get tired of seeing butthurt homer mouth-breathers try to fabricate a J-school degree in the comments whenever their team is mentioned.