Yea, but she is a fat ass. I’ll feed her for like, a week, tops.

I long ago accepted the inevitable fate that awaits me: being eaten by my cats. I just hope that it mostly happens after my death.

I am just going to say it: If you are being asked to choose between a Civil Rights lawyer and a pedophile and that choice is difficult for you, deplorable is an accurate description.

I am jealous that you had such an opportunity. The best I have been able to do is giving the finger to the Trump hotel in DC. I also did while I was running. I didn’t even think about it, I just saw that horsefucker’s name and my finger shot up.

I wonder what their brains actively process while they ignore this and other presentations of reality. Is it just echoing sounds of kazoos in there? Extended farting noises?

I fear the reason they didn’t bother to fuck with this report is because they’ve gotten to the point of feeling that it simply doesn’t matter. They’re in charge of all the levers right now, and their base thinks it’s all Obama-era junk science. So no need to even act like it means anything.

Yeah, it makes sense to be concerned for the barefoot person, who is risking stepping on tacks/pebbles/glass/whatever and is getting their feet dirty. But whatever dirtiness the bare feet are contributing to the ground is negligible compared to what is tracked around on the bottom of everyone’s feet whether they are…

As you allude to with “running from literal dinosaurs”: I finally watched JURASSIC WORLD just the other day. Now I totally get what people were talking about regarding Bryce Dallas Howard’s character Claire Dearing running through the rain forest in stiletto heels. Once you realize that’s what’s happening, you just…

Because people that are grossed out by feet have to let everyone know about it because they’re the biggest fucking babies on the planet.

really? you equate feet with genitalia? you really think that going bare footed is the same as not wearing pants?

i don’t understand why the barefeet bother this person so much. they are not your feet, she isn’t putting her feet on you - just look away and think to yourself “what a gross asshole” and let it go.

I go barefoot (not in the office or around town - when I’m outside, on hikes). Why? Here’s why: it feels good. In fact, it feels great.

You just bragged about how basic your wife and daughters are...

If I ever want the “male perspective” on something, all I have to do is open the op-ed section of any newspaper, tune into any 24 hour news network, watch any Congressional activity on C-SPAN, read an NYT bestseller, watch network TV shows, watch any network late night comedy show, talk to any man in politics…

I’m so tired of draining this swamp. And winning.

When I was *checks current age and location* ... 35 years old I was picking my nose in my parent’s spare bedroom.

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

I was with you for a minute there, Mayim, I really was. I, too, have experienced probably less-than-average amounts of sexual harassment and catcalling (though not none, of course, because duh), and I’ve largely attributed it to two things: I’ve always been a homebody, and I’m not hot, just regular. So I get that…

What do you call the opposite of pornography? Because I think you’ve just struck it.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.