theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

That’s nice. But here in the real world people lose jobs and can barely afford to feed themselves let alone their pet. Not everyone has family and friends who have the ability to take on an additional pet.

THIS. Absolutely. Plus, lab results aren’t hieroglyphs, there’s plenty of people—like many officers—who know how to read them so they shouldn’t be hanging around anywhere that they could informally obtain info without the proper warrant.

Don’t let those furry bastards fool you, Amanda. They come in, all cute and fluffy, but they don’t effing leave. A year later they’ve chewed every cable you own, broken all your flower pots, permanently scarred your flesh, and terrorized your previous pets into alcoholism.

“If McNeal wants to be taken seriously, why does she not simply tear the judge’s head off?!”

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

On the flip side - you can afford hundreds a night but balk at $5? *side eye*

No. There were Rey action figures in the first series of both the 6" and 3.75" The Force Awakens waves (with her face uncovered). She wasn’t short packed either.

The problem wasn’t that Hasbro wasn’t making Rey figures, it’s that stores couldn’t keep Rey on shelves. In my area, Rey was initially a peg warmer and Kylo

If you loathe the 0.01%, the too big to fail banks, wall street, and the rest of that circle and the wealth inequality and more that central banking backing up fractional reserve banking drives then you should be on Andrew Jackson’s side. 

Damn, I can’t believe Big Banking somehow got TRICKED into putting their arch-nemesis Andrew Jackson on the $20 all those decades ago.

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

Let me explain this differently. Alberto - and Cannes’ Thierry Fremaux for that matter - like to have at least one film from Latin America, the Middle East and Asia at the competition or the main sidebar (Orizzonti and Certain Regard respectively) to give the semblance of diversity. Alberto has privately told

Counterpoint - organic chemistry is the best chemistry (because regular chemistry suuuuucks).

I became a scientist because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park. Elbow-deep in poop every day! (though thankfully not any more...)

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.

I was always interested in dinosaurs, but I logically decided (at the wise old age of 13) that it was easier to find people bones than dinosaur bones, so I would instead look into archaeology to satisfy my digging-stuff-up needs.

You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

Yep. Like when the police force in my town brought out their Bearcat in response to a woman who barricaded herself in her house and said she would kill herself. Of course, when she saw the SWAT team and armored vehicles, she did kill herself. Way to de-escalate and protect public safety!