German women just Goebbeled that book up.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

Those polls are meaningless you stupid fuck. How about we spend our time blaming the people who voted for a fascist, instead of pilling on Hillary for not being hip enough. The DNC didn’t nominate her all by its self, way more people voted for her in the primarys. So she won the nomination, that’s how it works. Also,…

Give it up, sore loser. Bernie wasn’t popular enough to win the nomination, and was never going to win the general election.

Stop it. Sanders would have had his ass handed to him.

It’s amazing how horrible you can make a process sound when you just make shit up out of thin air. Did you enjoy your first election cycle?

I’m in Columbus with family for the holidays. I’d like to be of service while here, heading back to Brooklyn Wednesday. Just point me in the right direction.

COTD. Getting to the real truth here.

Fuck you Texas.

Zofran is super helpful for lots of women. There’s very little evidence that Zofran causes birth defects. Please don’t spread misinformation about important medications.

So I don’t have to light my home with whale oil just because I’m from Massachusetts? That’s going to save me some money.

and his infectious beats and heartfelt crooning have been murdering the pop charts for years.

He’s set fire to countless teenage loins, so that’s 2 of the warning signs

Naw, it’s just as shitty for Canucks and Russians to wear fur as it is for anyone else.

There are plenty of good morning sickness treatments, such as Diclectin. There are also treatments that can be given in the hospital, along with IV fluids. Morning sickness can be really dangerous, so no one is telling women to suffer in silence. They’re just saying....don’t smoke weed, because it’s been linked to…

Please. It’s not just that. It’s more like “I spend every waking day thinking about people who have slighted me, and I’m going to act like I don’t really know who they are.”

This Jew’s go-to answer for many years has been, “It’s a fucking national holiday. What more do you want?”

I trolled a comment page somewher out in Real ‘Merica with my hope that Trump would convince Congress to move Hannukah to February so that “we” could go back to saying Merry Christmas without offending any minorities. It was well-received.

The parental units (well, my father) got cranky at me because I recently posted a picture of our holiday decorations with the chalkboard reading, “Happy Holidays!” Apparently, I’m contributing to the continued War of Christmas.