As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

I think Sarandon is voting with her brain. Too bad her brain is petty and entitled.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

That’s pretty reductive. It’s an ugly industry, but it’s pretty unfair to assume that the only reason people get into it is for attention.

Can we agree that “gives Nick Jonas a boner” is an inappropriate casting parameter?

“Yeah,” responded Marsh, confident, somehow, that I had just agreed with him.

I myself dabble in lesbianism every summer, right around the time the humidity gets high and the hair laying on the back of my neck gets super irritating.

Later on, i’m looking forward to a hot, steaming bowl of minestrone salad.

Thanksgiving at the Wienergater house must be awesome. There’s sweet potato salad, green bean salad, mashed potato salad, turkey, cornbread salad, cranberry salad...

Pho

You think she was feelin’ done in?

Of course! Although sadly, I feel such an experience would be wasted on them, being that they’re too busy exploring the warm comforting space of their own cavernous rectums.

Dear men of the world, please note: if you use the word “whore” that many times, I’m just not gonna listen to your opinion.

Believe me I’m not one to defend the police at this point, and I feel awful that he was cuffed after defending the girl....but honestly the police show up, see that two people were fighting, one with a face the has obviously been punched, I can see them making sure everyone involved is restrained until they…

Yeah sure in a perfect situation, but this isn’t a perfect situation. You have to remember that police usually show up to a scene with the barest of details. It’s usually possible type of crime, general location, possible injuries and maybe a vague, usually wrong description of the suspects. Now add to it that you…

He wasn’t cuffed because they needed a statement, he was cuffed because all the people involved in a fight get cuffed to prevent the fight from starting up again. Cops are supposed to keep the peace.

But he wasn’t irrationally cuffed. You’re getting to judge the situation after the fact and with a whole lot of info and a video. The cops that show up have little info to go off of when they get a call. They don’t know who did what, said what or in what order it all happened in. Given the confined space and lack of…

Honestly, the easiest solution to this problem would be to have both a boy and a girl each wearing the costume on the package.