theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

Also, on the not believing kids front, I read you. ED docs traditionally are so used to seeing the worst that they tend to minimize, so I have more than one anecdotal story of a colleague who told their kid to suck it up and found out they had a genuine fracture or something similar a few days later.

LOL! This could have been my mom’s theme song when I was growing up. I swear her answer to every physical ailment I had was, “When was the last time you pooped?”

Hehe, maybe the next time I have to go to the ER, I’ll tell the doctor, “I hear lots of people tell you about their poop, but I’m not going to!” and see if that means they’ll be extra nice to me or something. :)

So his argument essentially boils down to “sure I groped those women, but white guys don’t get fired for that so I shouldn’t be either”?

“As a direct result of the conversation, Chrissie would spend a majority of her life gardening.” - Now and Then

COME ON! Dont you want your flower back !?!?1!?

Narcan is supposed to be used for overdoses, not just for people being high. Overdoses as in they’re not breathing or barely breathing. there’s been somewhat of a trend lately to want to narcan people who don’t need it, which is actually a pretty shitty thing to do.

Get people talking about it, sure. But that child is a minor. There is no excuse for at least blurring out his face.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

No point in fighting back, it is useless, those bears would tear us into little pieces.

Ivanka and Donald also claim that Hillary has no plan for leave/childcare, and imply they are the first people ever to propose this. Not only has she been working on this, with others, for decades, she put out a detailed plan over a year ago for this campaign (and, yes, it is way better than the Trump plan, duh).

I keep reading “incredible” as in “defies credulity.” As in “I cannot believe he is peddling this shit as groundbreaking.”

Maybe she should preface any talks with a brief health report. “Still feel great, bowels are tip-top, my blood sugar is normal, pressure is a little high but I am a little stressed over this whole possibility of losing to a lump of leftover muppet parts basted in low grade slime...

To be fair, only four presidents have died due to bodily ailments, and only 2 of those deaths were in the twentieth century—both before the discovery of the polio vaccine and the standardization of immunization procedures. So, the notion that we should be perpetually concerned about a president’s health based on your

Since she’s not going to keel over and die, I’m not sure you have a point.

This is more or less where I come down on this. Withholding the information was politically foolhardy, but not unethical. If Hillary hadn’t passed out, this wouldn’t be an issue and clearly her campaign was not expecting her to pass out. They overestimated the limits of what her body was able to take at the moment.

I mean, I’ve been struggling with this, because what if she’d have told everyone on Friday she had pnuemonia? I can just imagine the political stories after that being “Why is she still campaigning? Shouldn’t she be in bed?” “How is she going to make it through the campaign?”

Or, like, just step to the side so they stab the air. Do I have to do all your thinking for you? You probably wanted to get stabbed.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

who falls into cannibalism after she eats rabbit liver as part of a hazing incident in veterinarian school.