Yea I never thought of that, thanks genius.

If you had never clowned before but one day you dressed up like a clown and passed out balloons to the kids in the burn ward, the local human interest story would be “a clown visited children at the hospital. Aww.” There would be no disclaimer needed.

“People go to school to become clowns...”

It’s already been unofficially linked to some crowdfunded Rob Zombie movie that I’m not going to bother to watch. If I want torture porn I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

That’s a vicious lie. Everyone knows Democrats eat babies.

But Ms. Nuzzi isn’t a candidate. She’s not even a surrogate for a candidate. This is more akin to Adams dropping by the offices of the Pennsylvania Gazette and telling everyone to drop dead.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I’ll be quaffing beer with you in hell, my dear. I too worked to get the ERA passed as a young. Now I’m an old, and I’m really happy I finally outlived that bitch.

I worked my ass off as a young to get the ERA passed. Phyllis got evolved with all her big money backing and did a ton of damage. Why? As she said, “women need to have the freedom to choose the role of wife and mother”.

It’s good that she managed to overcome the handicap of not pleasing boners to still do something or other with her life.

Cuomo mandated at least two per class for Common Core.

How many dead dogs per classroom these days?

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

The only problem with your bullet points about why Huma is a bad mom is that you forgot to add, “for me” at the end of your statements. You have figured out what makes sense and is best for you and your family (hopefully the same is true for your partner). You are making the dangerous leap in logic that because it is…

Lol his kids are going to fucking hate him.

I think you have the best of intentions and that your wife has the best of intentions and it sounds like this is the division of labour that you both think is going to work for you as a couple and I’m sure it will, until it doesn’t and I can explain why it will suddenly become problematic and you will feel really…

No, it’s hard to fit *your* definition of a parent when you’re gone for weeks at a time. There are many ways to be a good parent. Your idea is just one way.

Man, 5-year-olds LOVE woodworking!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha... Aaah. Ha. Whew thank you. After a day of wrangling a tiny person, I needed that comedic relief. I guarantee the only people excited about you “imparting your wisdom and knowledge” on your imaginary kids is you and me. You because you think it’s gonna happen like that, and me because I know…

Did you understand what it would be like to date women before you hit puberty? Parenting is like that, except you get less choice of what your kids will be like. You know nothing about what your experience will be until you’re in the middle of it. I’ve known smart capable engineers, teachers, scientists and doctors…