Yeah, my dad’s first pick was about domestic abuse, and I was like, “Maybe something else?”

We’re going to have the best Kaiju! They’ll be UUUge!

If you think the couple’s first dance is bad, it has nothing on the first dance with the parent (like bride with dad). Trying to pick music for that is a dreadful reminder that every single song ever is about fucking. Every. Single. Song.

Amazon Prime: For when your cat needs a new box!

We could start an “End Lasik Eye Surgery” campaign with identical tactics. Eye surgery is freaky-deaky, you ever seen that shizz?

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

It is complicted when you are dumb, like this author’s article.

Maybe try communicating with the women you want to have sex with. It’s pretty easy. I’ll give you an example.

Are women qualified to govern their preferences and behaviour? Absolutely. I never said or felt otherwise.

If you have to say “No, I’m not defending rapists,” then yes, you are probably a rape apologist.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

Dollywood is only 65 dollars for a day pass. Much better use of cash.

They’ll be feeding the hungry CORN DOGS. For 8 dollars a dog!

Not gonna lie, this conversation is not making you look good.

The shooter was not Malcolm X. He was a citizen who legally purchased high caliber firearms with hatred in his heart for what he perceived to be an unjust, corrupt government, along with racial animus. Pretty much aligns with right wing idealogy, just his target was different. The difference in target doesn’t make it…

What made their terrorism “left-wing”?

He’s young and foolish. I rather doubt he thinks of much at all, sad to say. He is a conservative, so thinks as little as possible. I don’t know what the girl sees in him, but the days of arranged marriages are over. I only hope that my grandchildren take after my daughter, or that the lack of cake snaps him into…

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

fierceness is rather disrupted by the fact they don’t quite know what to do with their cute little tongues