theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

You know, a lot of mothers lose their children every day. Only the racist ones use it as an excuse to start attacking a Black woman who is doing her job. She lost ANY sympathy I may have had the moment she called Emmy Victor a racial slur. Fuck her.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

Whenever I’m picking up soap or deodorant for Mr Tots, I just get the one with the dumbest name. He’s currently using a body soap that’s “Swaggy” scented.

My sons all use Axe and the names on their body wash and shampoo are straight-up nuts. It’s like a collection of XBox Live usernames.

Was it this guy?

He’s not using it to moisturize, though.

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

You'll laugh until you secrete briny fluid from your sight orbs!

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

HELL FUCKING YEAH

They should be able to suggest lasik, or where you can get lasik. I get your point about not everyone is qualified for every part of the job, but they should point blank be forced to provide accurate factual medical advice and aid you in getting the services you require - or they should quit. If I have a rash, my GP

The only reason I click on Trump articles here is for the ad hominem. THe second reason I click is to read the first butt hurt comment.

Oh thank god an anonymous commenter has come to educate us all on the rules of journalism.

Not med students, residents.

It's cool you get my seal of approval.

That was such a nom sequitur.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Speaking as someone who’s done non-suicidal cutting, it would be extremely difficult to suicide via exsanguination. Hurts like a motherfucker and the pain lingers for a day or two.

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

It serves as a warning to other parents who are, right at this moment, depriving their children of medical treatments because of some crazy belief or another. They should know that, if they do this, they will go to jail for a long time (longer than a few months).