I too think about these type of things. I can tell you what I would do. HAND TO PAW COMBAT WITH THE WOLF. Because I am liam neeson.

“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

So true! I was a vegetarian for about a decade but I’ve been eating meat again for the last few years. As a meateater I have never encountered any sanctimonious vegetarians or vegans. However, as a vegetarian I had to deal with so much shit from people who seemed to take my eating habits as a personal affront (which I…

Seconded. I had to deal with that for over a year, not just banging and clatter at 6 am, but Ranchero music blasted at top volume as apartments were built next door to mine. The house that was there before was a meth lab. I would have preferred the meth lab. They didn’t bother anybody.

Siiiiigh. I understand. I will never comment on what other people are eating, or why I’m veg unless somebody asks me.

She has said she wanted kids, but I think the fact that she doesn’t by now is perhaps a clue about her true wishes. I think she knows the Minivan Majority wants her to say that, and since they’re her audience for most of her movies, she knows how to cater to them.

I don’t know what you’re smoking right now, but I need to know where you bought it because damn if I could write nonsensical word salads like that I could take that show on the road.

Ah, yes, because we all know that mainstream, mega-budget studio productions are all about pure artistic integrity and bold experimentation, right?

I am absolutely passionate about the art of cinema and the creative freedom required to tell personal stories. But that's not what Disney/Marvel product is.

Daisy is part Chinese, as is the actress who plays her.

Oddly, the only live-action Marvel property which isn’t constantly falling prey to these problems is Agents of SHIELD

For real. I grew up on the west coast and just said (in the greys, where I expect to be until my eventual death) we need to change our “Welcome to Florida” highway signs with something more along the lines of “Everything in Florida will try to kill you. Enjoy your stay.”

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

This is so true! All the Berniebros said that if only Warren would run, then they would be fine with a woman candidate. Then Warren endorses Clinton and they start calling her a bitch. It’s almost as if they don’t like women or something,

As an old LGBT person, I remember when Clinton was surprisingly vocal and progressive about gay rights. People like to shit on her now for DADT but they forget that it was a compromise to get something passed and she was vocally in support of letting LGB people serve openly in the military way back in the early 90s.…

You might want to re-examine this country’s foreign policy history if you seriously think that military intervention is somehow a uniquely Republican phenomenon. The Democratic party is not and never has been the party of pacifism and non-aggression. Not even close.

Elizabeth Warren was a Republican until 1996. I love her, but please give me a break with this “all the Bernie people would have been fine if only it was a DIFFERENT woman.”

Oh right, I forgot the BernieBro mantra that the Democratic party is “conservative” now. LMFAO.

Sanders didn’t support gay marriage until 2009. Positions evolve. Deal with it. Clinton and Sanders positions on this have tracked in line with the opinions of the Democratic constituency, which also took a long time to come around. Pew has tracked this issue in polls since 2000. A majority of self-identified…

S/he won’t click. Because they all refuse to research what Hillary actually stands for as an individual, and assume she must have the same positions as her husband. Aren’t women just extensions of their husbands, after all? Infuriating.