Deciding her best friend shouldn’t get married or she’s in love with him is a shitty thing to do. Being excluded from your best friend’s pre-wedding weekend getaway because you have the wrong body parts is a shitty thing to do.
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I can do window shelfies...with bonus cat.
Yes.
Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.
Could probably only fit her initials on it.
That young lady is a tearing beauty.
911 helps you deal with the guy in front of you with a weapon.
But 911 doesn’t help you deal with where you’re going to live tomorrow when you leave or how you’ll be able to not get charged with kidnapping while protecting any minor children, or finding the strength to leave when you’re so broken down from the…
Bunnies are less likely to plot to murder you in your sleep. Cats always seem like they’re one baby step away from that, no matter how adorable they are.
Is the old movie going to disappear when this comes out?
Never occurred to me before reading your comment o_O
For me it’s five seconds ago - ie before I read your post.
It was only about a year or two ago that I realized that “Topher” was a diminutive of/nickname for “Christopher”
Except when a man donates sperm to a sperm bank he is consenting for his sperm to be used in this manner.
Weird that there’s literally no other means to prosecute that guy.
I look at my paycheck and see how much is taken out for insurance premiums and wish for universal healthcare! :P
I tried this once. Turns out the gallery was really unhappy when I claimed that the armed robbery was a piece of performance art I called “Insousiance.”
Speak for yourself, buddy. I’ve instituted National Wine Day and best of all, I celebrate it every day.
When I was 18 and voting, I had been on the internet for two years and it was still people figuring out that AOL wasn’t the best idea. Some people at 18 did not have access to the amazing wealth of knowledge that we have online today. Some of us are older than that.