Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

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Consent?

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

God, the Format was so good. I actually cried when I found out they broke up.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Jeets Fish.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Pretty weak apology, Calhoun’s.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”