Dislocation density, not mass density. A crystal lattice doesn’t get more tightly packed just because you pushed on it.

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

Please be square, please be square, reads article DAMN IT!

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

Thank you!

I always root for the bulls, and love to see the matadors gored. That’s the best. #TeamBull FTW!

Wear a sport coat. Plenty of pockets and you can just take the whole thing off and put it on the conveyer at security. Plus you get to look like one of those classy types from when aviation was still a gentleman’s pursuit.

Seeing Dar Williams as tonight’s Up All Night reminds me why Deadspin is such an irreplaceable place. Thank you for being you.

My issue with bottle jacks isn’t that it’ll fail due to too much load, it’s that they’re easier to tip over while loaded. Most of the bottle jacks I’ve used in the past have a small footprint compared to a rolling floor jack and if you don’t chock the wheels of the car you’re jacking securely the jack can tip over if…

As a C5 owner, I love these and would trade my red 99 for one.

And yet I wonder: will the Volvo cost more to repair than the fiat to replace?

This applies to road cars too. Everything rode so much nicer before the unnecessary monster wheel and rubber band tire fad took over.

Was this a paid advertisement?

The Flash, who does everything quick- including learning. He’s already a smart guy (he WAS a scientist, mind you) and if there’s something on your car he doesn’t know he can just look it up and fix it up in the time it took to make this post.

Note to all of you dreamers: Putting in a slightly smaller engine and removing leather from a car does not halve the price.

That’s an inflatable torch, not a saddle. I’m guessing this was taken at the London Olympics.

The $200 craigslist winter beater special!

It’s not really a pickup, it’s a CUV with a useless bed.

This right here! I love those tail lights!!!