They kill people. That is what they do.

What? Nah, I don't think that happened.

Bitch, the woman is like 8 months pregnant in those scenes. The wardrobe department got the memo: "layers that both confuse and distract, XOXO, Shondy."

He chews six small, portion-controlled scenes a day and never after 9pm.

I, for one, look forward to Mellie being utterly batshit wasted-out-her-mind insane next season. For it will be GLORIOUS.

Listing two more ridiculous names does not affect the first ridiculous name.

Is her name still Topanga? Are we still pretending that's not ridiculous?

Did you stop watching right after that scene? Did you not see the scene RIGHT after where Frank drinks and gives a middle finger to the world?

The thing is JimSteveJack just doesn't fit with the show. He doesn't! His story lines are always ridiculous international intrigues right out of BURN NOTICE!

For me, more frustrating than the comeback nobody—literally nobody—asked for, not even Fiona, has been Frank this entire season.

And incidentally, the only ones without any storylines.

See, I don't "hate" any character. They're all horrible people but that's kind of the point. (Except Abby, oddly enough who is still mostly squeaky clean by comparaison.)

Hey, Olivia. Your mother, a raging terrorist is in town again, and, two weeks before the polls open, your presidential candidate is losing badly. Maybe now isn't the time to add "TAKING DOWN AMERICA'S BLACK OPS SECRET SERVICES" to the agenda. Maybe push that by a few weeks.

My dream scenario is for the last season to be a Whodunit murder mystery centered around either Olivia or Fitz' death (with plenty of flashbacks, of course, as I do like both actors.)

"Hey remember the Jeff suicide attempt episode?"
"Yeah, it was the G.I. Joe cartoon, right?"

Don't repeat it like that's not fucking ridiculous.

Did Rachel say "annual Monday night dinners" there?

Is it? ….Okay.

Because I don't like a season of Archer as much as previous seasons of Archer? You sure do the internet proud, sir.

Boy, I guess I am just really not on the Archer bandwagon this year. I wish I was. I really do. As a whole, this is one of my favorite shows. I've turned episodes into MP3s to listen to them like plays (which totes works, by the way) and I was so looking forward to this season. But, yeah, nothing's connecting for me.