Um, blackmail. Obvii.

You, good madam, are watching Scandal wrong. It's that simple.

For a second there I thought AV Clubs started to retroactively cover GG and figuratively came. I want to talk about it, goddamn it!

I saw where you were going with that and I love you for it.

Tag lines now, please.

Caring about glee continuity is a lot like… caring about glee continuity. It's its own simile of pointlessness.

She's presumably still dating Santana and might show up if they ever show the band rehearsing. Although with Rachel and Santana feuding that entire plotline (which was already pretty goddamn thin) might be out the window.

Why does it always feel like every glee episode review starts at a C+ by virtue of the show's very existence? At this point could glee even pull an A-range assessment for the AV crowd?

I saw the banner ad on Gawker and thought it was a clever new parody of trite, cheesy romance movies until I realized that no, dear lord, no, they're not parodying anything at all!

She's a big-breasted woman by nature but her being fat sort of evened everything out.

Is that show as homoerotic as it looks? (NTTAWWT)

Or incredibly self-satisfied.

What, Mickey being a conditioned bi guy? Yeah, we've kind of had 3 seasons of it now. I just pay attention. From the hooker-now-wife to him loudly proclaiming he "fucks Angie", a random neighborhood girl, the show has basically only stopped short of writing it permanent marker across your forehead. Then again you…

Jailbird: Fiona
Invalid: Frank
Martyr: Lip …Kevin?
Cutter: Debbie
Retard: Carl
Parasitic Twin: V's pregnancy

It says a lot that I relate first and see the satire second, right?

I look forward to Marnie bumping into Queen Latifah while crossing the street a la Entourage.

No, it was heinous. Less heinous than some of Hannah's other outfits, sure, but still heinous. No one dresses to make a 'Statement Of Awkward' like Hannah Horvath.

Sheila might not come back and Frank Gallagher might die very soon. (I'm really hoping they don't go the magic transplant route.)

Yeah, the kid is "his" in the sense that he is legally married to a hooker. It doesn't really matter if it looks like him or not. It's his (same way Ian is Frank's even though he's technically not his child.)

Every party has that guy that's aloof and attractive in a "sorta, I guess" kind of way, hooking up with a girl that looks like Hannah. 'Insecure but opinionated' if you want an archetype.