Also fair. This show hits so many different notes that it conditions different expectations in different people. Some want the friendship; others the LOL, GHEY INNUENDO, others want the mysteries, others the high-octane visuals, etc…

"No stitches; cauterize me with a fire poker instead. Cauterize my angst."

Another Greek alumna. Rusty's girlfriend. She's way cuter without the peroxide hair, IMO.

- I love Lip's college downfall for lack of a better word… I buy the social aspect of it very, very easily. You can't magically transfer a ghetto kid to a top college and not expect a lot of social growing pains. However, wasn't he, academically, WAY smarter than this before? This was a guy who could calibrate his SAT…

Wrong. Tumblr wrote this episode.

However they work that out, It's at least interesting that Debbie's guy isn't apparently an outright pedophile. For now. He seemed genuinely shocked that she was so young.

Yeah, why are people saying it's been a week?

Dat forehead though.

WHERE did all that cocaine come from again?

I don't follow this show but going by the banner picture— was Marshall always this skinny? I remember him being dopey/pudgy back in season 3-4.

What are you, my disappointed dad?

RE: Jimmy's butt in the opening credits.

I can't imagine finding much use for closing scenes that don't feature Eli freaking out in the future. It is continuously rewarding.

As a former Pre-law student, that whole situation was just babytown frolics.

"I'm just saying that the Graysons don't intentionally set out to do evil things."

Sheila eating alone and praying was endlessly devastating. I called my mom right away.

"They don't fuck right away in the middle class." Wise words, Kevin.

What? Kev and Vi and Mandy and Lip feel way more authentic.

Swarthy, the person.

I like it.