My laptop wasn't ever compromised because they couldn't figure out how to work it : D. Chinese police are AWESOME.

And if the NSA has you in their crosshairs, this won't help, really.

Hmmm. Like where? I've lived in 4 aggressive communist nations in the last decade with what I'd deem pretty important information (international news and world photographer) and I never felt the impulse to consider measures like this.

Agreed. Though I bet you could convince my parents its a widespread issue worth a proactive response ... Obama something. Etc.

I get the concept and think is cool, but are people that worried? I lived in communist china where the local police station would require you to bring in your laptop for inspection (for a very short while. Then they stopped) and had our apartment broken into several times by local authorities and I'm not even sure I'd…

Good thing I work out to ward off deep depression. Takes almost total exhaustion for me, 4 minutes sounds like an accidental workout.

Exactly. And you used 1700 less words to explain it.

It's simple: alcohol exists, we want to have a good time, and most people are off work.

Dammit! All three times I was on The Price is Right I won a Geo Metro!

Ah! Good point.

The Cantonese pronunciation doesn't make me wrong for how you pronounce it in mandarin. Actually... Actually.

Yeah, I speak it fluently.

I find it ironic that he belittles people for doing something that makes them/others feel better while the rant was obviously designed to make him feel better.

We will pray for you too... since it annoys you so much.

Shifu, like 师傅 or master? Pronounced "sure fu". I'm confused if that's what they are going for in the name (though parts of Sichuan China and maybe Taiwan would pronounce it "she fu"). Interesting app, but does exactly what Omnifocus does in my GTD routine.

Put ugly thing on one side of my phone to clean ugly things/oils on the other side of my phone. Clearly this is a product geared towards people who don't wear clothing of any kind seeing how all the shirts I own have had this role for along time now.

That's totally fine. My wife communicates like a man too. Minus the making sense part...

The beard grew the man... Not vice versa

People are worried about taking awful beer with them? The only way this is applicable is when I tell someone to get that shit out of my house :). (Kidding...kinda)

For real sorry to hear this. Wishing you the best. Boundaries are crucial. My wife and I know too well(cocaine addict bipolar father in law).