I can't decide if this reflects upon the parents or the kids. The curse of wealth...

I bought my kid a hammer and a piece of wood. He effing loves it...

But then their house keeper woildd have to spend all that time selling it and buying the appropriate gift, and white girls wants what white girls wants NOW!!

The beard grew the man... Not vice versa

Ditka...

People are worried about taking awful beer with them? The only way this is applicable is when I tell someone to get that shit out of my house :). (Kidding...kinda)

For real sorry to hear this. Wishing you the best. Boundaries are crucial. My wife and I know too well(cocaine addict bipolar father in law).

You can celebrate Christmas and not agree with it.

Thus explaining the Alabama leprechaun.

They really do live up to the "magic" in their name.

Ha! Go take a flight - any flight - in Asia. Sounds like every flight I took in western china in the last decade. Your tolerances will change.

That bottom light is key, isn't it. Without it you'd see the shadow too easily.

Honestly when you think about a machine with that complexity for that long with NO room for error, 5 years is really along time for something to work constantly.

It's a well know fact that karma is pro penis.

I was wondering the same about rubber.

What do you expect when every redneck Martian is taking pot shots at the thing with their .22s.

Most nations are moving away from CC based systems. In fact I think there is a mandate in the USA to switch.

He does that

And Obama invented Facebook to control a godless society.

Totally! I know so many people deathly afraid of shopping on the internet. I fact, I know a handful of nightly modem-disconnecters. Because hackers want to know about your most recent game of solitaire.