As a classic car owner, I imagine this couple just wants to cruise and enjoy local shows, not spending all their time busting knuckles and passing each other wrenches during a restoration.

So BMW M3 money for a car that looks like an M3 drawn by a toddler on acid. Got it.

I got involved in racing as an adult, and I just cannot fathom any parent letting their child risk his life like this. I’m sorry, but the race track is no place for kids.

I would add to the sentiment of “don’t look up the video”.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

Well if your pretty sure they are unarmed morons. That’s the problem in the US. It’s a crap shoot ( no pun intended ) on whether physical violence will result in some sort of escalation. 

perhaps it’s time to consider something more disposable.  like a 2000 camry or something.

I see a few cars well off the road that are ok, then a bunch of a-holes who then decided to park on the main road. this is more like entering an air conditioned corridor, and pulling off to the side out of the flow of people to stand there and cool down, those folks are ok and enjoying the cool AC, but then the people…

Weird to not touch on the biggest danger from this practice. If a tornado or other high speed wind event kicks up, the overpass actually amplifies wind intensity by creating a funnel.

Pure poetry.

“Gentrifier from the block" knocked me out. Perfect.

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

GaWkEr media. To soon?

How else do you announce to the world that you have a micropenis?

Tires, obviously unusably wide, particularly the front, but it’s just a render.

Wait, all these posts and not a single mention of the E63S?!

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

THIS!... Is a stolen Bentley Flying Spur and today I’m going to show you all its quirks and features... while spitting profusely and proceeding to kick every interior surface and repeatedly flick every switch.

The owner better show up on the VinWiki YouTube channel. This feels right down their alley.

The Tiff vs Sabine segment was filmed at Cadwell Park, sometimes known as the Mini-Nürburgring; not the actual Nürburgring.