Complain all you want about it “not bring a real AMG”. The point is that there’s going to be a 400hp wagon. Be thankful it wasn’t phased out in favor of another amorphous blob SUV.

Not to be overly contrarian here - but a standard E400 is going to feel authoritatively powerful and have some pretty nice road manners. It will also be an absolutely awesome family road trip car, whisking you, your family, and a bunch of stuff, to where ever you may want to give in incredible comfort and safety, all…

Spending 700k miles in a Corvette sounds like hell.

He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.

Next reality show: “Atherton Housewives Doing Dirty Things”.

financed $5k, paid down $2300. I got the warranty because the miles are low. this was owned by an elder lady who never drove it the car spent a lot of time doing nothing but sitting. not being used is just as bad as over use some times. Plus there are several known issues with these things that seem to pop up between…

FA commentators would have simply recommended replacing every plane the Danes have with an A10 and calling it day.

I read a lot of blogs and stuff so I know things!

“The Danish testing methods did not involve sending all three jets into the sky and seeing which could take the other two down or blow more stuff up first (a shame, I know.) The comparison was conducted hypothetically– with expert panels comparing the three jets’ functional abilities and economic models developed to…

The trick with these people is to play the ‘how long can I keep you on the line’ game. Hem, haw, and otherwise haggle them into the best price you can get, THEN hang up without warning.

Quick, get the Kotaku comments section over here to slut-shame Doug and publish his home address.

Would that be a pic of Gen. George Custer or the smallpox virus?

This, the railroad industry has been using what could be considered a form of diesel/electric hybrids without the batterys for decades, and I can see this being adapted to semis. Put a smaller diesel engine in a rig with a genset on the back, enough motor under the cab or maybe at the rear axles to motivate things…

And remember, plastic represent a long term sequestration of carbon.

Corollas are important! They keep people from buying the cars we want!

Are you daft? Have you seen Ludicrous Mode? These things can out-accelerate 99.9% of cars you can buy at a dealer and not ridiculous shit like Koenisigg.

Fair enough. Internet judgment is a narrow view, indeed.

Good. The sooner commuting appliances go all electric, the sooner we can tell OPEC to fuck off. Let China deal with them.

Did you just admit on Jalopnik that your are giving up an A6 Avant for an SUV?

You can just give me the C63 and I’ll work for free. :)