They never mentioned her special needs kid, and the only other mention of her kids was a joke about their names all starting with T. Whatever wing nut blog you read this on is making stuff up.

Hahahaha, no its not a Chrysler. It’s a Benz C Class, from the most unreliable era of the C class. The Crossfire is just on the same platform really, and minus the roof.

The 4 pot handled really, really well,  better weight balance.

In the Euro version that was a little drawer to hold your sunglasses. Yeah, terrible spot for a cupholder, basically useless

I bought one new, had it for seven years, used the top easily three or four times a week.

I owned one (bought it new) and the transmission wasn’t really that bad (mine was the 5 speed in MY2000, I think a six speed came out the year after). It was a fairly light car with a lot of torque, the manual paired well with it.

NP. Very rare color, from the era when Mercedes built very reliable cars - only the top is a weak point in these. These are on the cusp of appreciating in value. This V12 isn’t really worse on maintenance - a few more quarts of oil per change, and when you do a tuneup (what, every few years?) the parts cost isn’t all…

Kind of a stupid joke. I voted for Obama four times - because there are primaries.

It really would. Flash trades skim an incredible amount from financial markets, I’ve seen estimates as high as 30% of all stock market profits. Completely unproductive and really a high tech version of insider trading, as it isn’t available to small traders.

You’re right, it’s not your problem. In fact, it isn’t a problem at all. Unless *you* make it one.

So post-op transsexuals in the womens’ room is fine, right?

Circa 2001 the local Mercedes dealer gave you a loaner when your car went in for work. I dropped my car off for warranty work (because why else would you go to the dealer), they shuttle me to a rental car place. Hyundai Excel. I drove around the block and took it back telling them there was something wrong with the…

You have a lot of cars driving down the sidewalk? What part of Florida are you in?

I took a one-line part in a comedy. I played a drunk guy passed out at a self-help seminar. The assistant to the guy running it shakes me awake, and in the script I’m supposed to say, “But ma, I don’t wanna go to school.”
I told the director, the line is weak, let me give you something better. They were running early,…

Whenever some idiot asks if he can borrow my motorcycle, I ask him if I can borrow his girlfriend

Not an attorney, but pretty sure that would be criminal. Created a false representation for monetary gain, certainly meets the definition of the statute. And if you could show it was over the threshold for felony fraud (likely $1K in that state, too lazy to look it up) you’re looking at a serious criminal record.

Ha! You, I like.

Because you arrive sweaty, if you work in a high rise there's no place to put your bike, it sucks if it rains.

But the *real* rate of return, not the nominal rate. So, the nominal rate, minus the income taxes you pay on that, minus the inflation rate.