This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

It’s refreshing to see a comment not only with CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, but also with it laid out in a clean way with reasoning and ways to improve. Bravo. (Also, good points!)

Lets just be happy that Ethan correctly added pictures this time.

It’s going to drive me nuts, so I’m going to be that guy: “faint of heart.”

A “feint” is a false attack meant to mislead an opponent, like a half-committed lunge in fencing designed to trick the opponent into over-committing on a return strike.

Sorry.

This is like bringing a dirt bike to a bike race. Sure it’s technically still a bike and it’s obvious your gonna win but that’s the reason why they’re not allowed. because everyone is there to race bikes. It’s a level playing field. PC is like backyard race everyones got their own bike. Some are made, some are bought…

I wouldn’t say that WWII is treated like it was fun, but the culture surrounding the Second World War is much different than the First. WWI was a disasterous dominoe effect and was much greater in scale and destructiveness than anything that had come before it. It was impersonal, nationalistic, mechanical, and…

Soundtrack is absolutely epic. I immediately put most of them into my mp3 player playlist.

Agreed, the score for this game is amazing. Wow.

That medieval version, I want it on my Spotify. Holy shit.

OMG, I love Scarborough Fair! You just sold me on England.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE MUSIC AS YOUR CIVILIZATION EVOLVES. (Also: TURN ON YOUR IN-GAME MUSIC.)

Wow, Patricia. Between you personally ratting out every fan-made game, and Jason conspiring to delay every game in existence, Kotaku is clearly running the videogame wing of the Illuminati.
I think Lara Croft and Adam Jensen need to team up and stop you guys from apparently committing any further videogame evils.

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This is pretty ridiculous. A lot of the times the creators of the fan games send us the games themselves, asking for coverage. Sometimes, the games are broadcast/publicized on platforms that have like ten times our traffic, and we cover them after they’ve made the rounds on the internet and therefore became ‘news’. I…

Yeah, we’d hate for the tech to, like, evolve or improve or anything.

This kind of article is my least favorite.

This is the lamest complaint I’ve ever heard.

Fluttershy is “a female Pegasus pony” who “lives in a small cottage near the Everfree Forest and takes care of animals,”

WHY IS KEN FIGHTING RYU THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE
WHY IS BLUE TEAM MASTER CHIEFS FIGHTING RED TEAM MASTER CHIEFS
WHY IS MARIO SHOOTING SHELLS AT LUIGI AND TAKING HIS BALLOONS

That’s like going to the gym to hit on fit girls. Don’t be that guy.

So this is now going to be a spaceballs fan game, right?