Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Oh look, Drunk Uncle makes a thanksgiving day appearance.

This type of cheeseball humor must be stopped.

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

He’s really in no position to be talking shit at this point in his career. I mean when was the last time this has-been was relevant enough to justify his behavior? Do the right thing and retire, Spike.

You know who else he left off his list?

As a native Phialdelphian, I cannot disagree with this sentiment.

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles' players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something specific in a way that could possibly be connected to another player.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Things like the amount of completely disgusting bullshit you’ll let someone get away with if they’re good at football. Because Texas.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

“They all think you’re crazy. Crazy like a fox. Them lineman are gonna be so worked up about Hardy that it’ll free up someone else on the inside, or at least they’ll get a penalty or two. Best move you ever made. Just keep on keepin’ on. You’ll show ‘em.”

I remember talking to my co-workers and discussing that I might be interested in YouTube Red, because I watch enough Youtube that an ad-free experience might be worth the money. Pretty much got told by a half-dozen people that I was dumb for not using adblocker.

I mean, I get it. I have adblocker. But I also want to…

If only there were members of society on the scene who get paid to defuse the situation.

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them.

Police officers are the last vestige of the idea that being a proud dumb white guy can pay for itself. It’s not the privilege of being born on 3rd base. It’s being born talentless and white in the dugout and asking for a gun.

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.

Before we start talking about what a great teammate Staley is, just remember: there’s no way he would have had his quarterback’s back if Kaepernick was left-handed.

So who did Colin give the rose to?