How drunk were you when you made that comment?

Stop trying to make “Gretchen Wieneresque” happen. Mean Girls is overrated.

Is it worse than calling something “new hip Gretchen Wieneresque” in your mind?

Your comment is butt.

I admire your optimism, but c’mon, man. In the West?

Kobe reminds me of a bygone age, one where 66-63 was an actual score in an actual Eastern Conference semifinal game (Celtics over Pistons, 2002), where “efficiency” and “ball movement” and “shot selection” were all crazy talk.

This is also known as “that time I lost interest in basketball for awhile.”

Watching Kobe endlessly pound the ball as the rest of the team stands around and watches is fun? Glad you mentioned that assist, as it was his only one all night. Meanwhile he went 0 for 8 in the 4th, so he did keep it close in a way.

Expecto Ungreyo

Yeah but when Voldemort does it we’re supposed to not even mention him by name. Make up your mind, people.

“Player with signs of CTE commits suicide on sideline. Surviving family left with his fine for having too much red on his jersey that wasn’t a part of the uniform.”