Kids. The kids do the dishes.

Side note, thanks for using a link to smile.amazon.com. I wish Kinja would push this more.

Side note, thanks for using a link to smile.amazon.com. I wish Kinja would push this more.

As we’ve learned from his buddy Trump, money doesn’t equal brains or class.

Man, you’re missing out. I grew up on that stuff. Good sauce on a bed of rice? Rich and hearty.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Because we use the Kroger-attached gas stations (because of the discounts from buying groceries), we get Kroger gift cards and use those to pay at the pump.

The reason is that it breaks down the ingredients better and it mixes air into the potatoes.

Is there a handbook/guide for unionizing? I work in tech and I don’t know of any other groups that have unionized like us.

Picture it, folks.

God, that’s so cheesy.

Can we all pause a moment and enjoy the fact that the word “pregnant” in German is “schwanger?”

For people that insist that audiobooks are cheating, remind them that a) They are a fucking snob and b) remind them that some people (the blind, dyslexic, etc) can’t use the printed word and they are being ableist assholes.

Robbed? I wish. Every day Republicans are in power feels like a prison shower.

I was told wealth would trickle down.

Can we crowdfund a hooker to just lay in bed with him and tell him, “Yes Donald. It’s huge. It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen. And yes, your daddy loved you.”

I love how “Trump supporter” is now a widely accepted synonym for “moron.”

I don’t know about Jewish or Chinese holidays, but I can tell you Easter probably won’t line up correctly (first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox).

Printing this and hanging it in our break room.

Point of order: All three of these liquids are neither beer nor drinkable. This entire discussion is moot.

Why is crotch kicking MAGA hat wearing assholes never one of the options?