Picture it, folks.

It means that this man shouldn’t be trusted with a mobile phone, let alone the nuclear launch codes.

God, that’s so cheesy.

Seems to be working for Android/ChromeOS. But I seem to remember tech pundits giving MS no end of shit for trying this with Windows (Desktop/Mobile).

I swear, Arizona is becoming the Florida of the western US.

“TRUMP IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!”

Can we all pause a moment and enjoy the fact that the word “pregnant” in German is “schwanger?”

For people that insist that audiobooks are cheating, remind them that a) They are a fucking snob and b) remind them that some people (the blind, dyslexic, etc) can’t use the printed word and they are being ableist assholes.

Robbed? I wish. Every day Republicans are in power feels like a prison shower.

I was told wealth would trickle down.

Can we crowdfund a hooker to just lay in bed with him and tell him, “Yes Donald. It’s huge. It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen. And yes, your daddy loved you.”

That moment when the actual meaning of the film’s title hits you.

I love how “Trump supporter” is now a widely accepted synonym for “moron.”

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

“The exact location of the USS Hornet will remain a secret, and the site designed an official war grave.”

Legalization would also allow for federal money to be used to study the medicinal benefits of it. It would be nice to sort out the truth from the snake oil.

Are they at least wearing clean underwear?!

I don’t know about Jewish or Chinese holidays, but I can tell you Easter probably won’t line up correctly (first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox).

That’s the Dark Side of the Moon. This is the far side. Common mistake.

Take your damned star.