Picture it, folks.

God, that’s so cheesy.

Can we all pause a moment and enjoy the fact that the word “pregnant” in German is “schwanger?”

For people that insist that audiobooks are cheating, remind them that a) They are a fucking snob and b) remind them that some people (the blind, dyslexic, etc) can’t use the printed word and they are being ableist assholes.

Robbed? I wish. Every day Republicans are in power feels like a prison shower.

I was told wealth would trickle down.

Can we crowdfund a hooker to just lay in bed with him and tell him, “Yes Donald. It’s huge. It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen. And yes, your daddy loved you.”

I love how “Trump supporter” is now a widely accepted synonym for “moron.”

I don’t know about Jewish or Chinese holidays, but I can tell you Easter probably won’t line up correctly (first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox).

Printing this and hanging it in our break room.

Point of order: All three of these liquids are neither beer nor drinkable. This entire discussion is moot.

Why is crotch kicking MAGA hat wearing assholes never one of the options?

Don’t worry folks, it’ll all trickle down. Like a wealthy man taking a leak on a poor man, it will all trickle down.

Gaslighting. We know he’s racist. They know he’s racist. But if you spin the lie long enough and hard enough, (they think) it becomes the truth.

In order to make room for that massive tax cut the 1% got, Republicans eliminated a lot of working class deductions, like the moving one.

While I actually liked our minivan for all its uses, I breathed a sigh of relief when I got rid of it. The roads have been easier to traverse since switching to a similarly sized SUV.

Hop on, tap the L button, and pray you have enough stamina.

I’m stealing this. This is turns the tired old mentality back on the clueless throng.

This is the worst version of Clue I’ve ever played.

TurboTax has been worth every penny I’ve spent on it. Every year.