Buying a Tablo + Lifetime service and then Amazon comes out with their own DVR product that would fit into our tech ecosystem better.

There is nothing honorable about Fuji apples. Those things are bland applesauce wrapped in a skin.

iTunes? Hard pass. Even if they gave away 100 audiobooks, I wouldn’t be interested. Besides, there are decent versions of all these audiobooks on LibriVox.

Friend: How do I get some sleep with a new baby in the house.

Check for package deals from Disney itself, but also AAA and Costco. Also, if traveling off-peak, see if Disney Dining is included (or reduced) as part of the deal. You’ll save a ton that way.

Careful with those coasters. They’re $6 + $10 shipping (I hate that back-door markup shit).

Careful with those coasters. They’re $6 + $10 shipping (I hate that back-door markup shit).

That’s not a party. That’s a kidnapping.

We’re a publicly traded company, so no parties of any kind (the shareholders don’t like to see their money ‘wasted’ on these kinds of frivolities). We do, however, get an hour to bring in our own food for a potluck that we can take back to our desks to eat.

I would love to, but I’ve got “Gluten Intolerant” people coming over. The kind of people with a host of imagined maladies and other self-diagnosed illnesses.

I love the security angle! My MS Ergo keyboard + this mouse = No one touches my machine.

I love the security angle! My MS Ergo keyboard + this mouse = No one touches my machine.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be hard to come by in the office). It’s $5 cheaper for the wired one and Amazon puts them on sale fairly regularly.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be…

It’s the #1 reason people file for bankruptcy, so yes it’s a major problem.

Too much time hunched over his phone. Like the twelve-year-old he is.

I can second the “Here’s what I’ve tried thus far...” tactic. As a senior dev in our office, it saves me a huge amount of time if I know what you’ve already done and I can see what you’ve missed (if anything) and where to go next.

That would assume they could/would admit the mistake. What I’m learning from the 2016 election is that people refuse to admit they fucked up and will double-down on it, just to save face.

I had an Indian coworker that had become a US citizen and was a hard-core Trump supporter. We’d argue and argue until I finally said, “You know you’re not actually welcome at their table, right? No matter how much you support them, you’ll never be part of their club.” He had no response and he stopped arguing.

Stay shitty Mississippi.

Agreed. I think they would have been more successful if they’d made it a sequel (the daughters of the original team) and had them trying to live up to the legacy of their fathers. It would have honored the original material and been a good jumping off point for further adventures.

So President Pussy-Grabber is really just President Pussy?

Yes the answer is “don’t.” But the frightening truth is that it depends on what airport you fly out of. I’ve noticed a massive deviance in security protocols from airport to airport. If they’re going to give us Security Theater, they might as well be consistent in its presentation.