Active shooter drills, an idiot reality TV show host as president, and (totally necessary) smoke mask instructions.

Gross. Brine that bird and be adored by your family for ages.

You betcha!

“How to help people affected by [insert climate change based disaster here]”

I just flew out of DEN on Saturday and the new security area was much faster. The area where you put your stuff into bins is now rounded, allowing for more people to get their stuff ready to go through the scanner at once. A little confusing at first, but people caught on quickly.

Because RBG fell and is hospitalized and Dolt45 could possibly put a THIRD justice on the Supreme Court.

I got a cutting board when I got married that has a spike ring in the middle and a trough around the edge. Works wonders but I only use it on Thanksgiving.

If your state doesn’t have them already, demand that they switch to mail-in ballots. This polling place on one day bullshit is fraught with problems. No excuses, just fill it out, drop it off, and you’re done.

Makes it easier to find the body.

How noisy is it? I record at home and the noise level is a genuine concern. Thanks!

How noisy is it? I record at home and the noise level is a genuine concern. Thanks!

Vote. I found it cathartic.

Keep eating those lead paint chips. Pay no heed to what the Fake News says. We know better! Also, feel free to stop wearing your seat belt. When you belt up, the commies win!

Goodreads.com

It’d be an interesting undercover operation to see how “exact” those voter IDs have to be with regards to white voters vs voters of color.

1) Audiobooks. Seriously, find some that are well-performed and it will help.

But does it still whip the llama’s ass?

While calling him a “cuck.”

Yes! And you too can have your job off-shored.

Yeah, I’m bitter. What about it?

I installed Audacity at the office and it works (with the built-in mic). I’m looking forward to trying it at home with a USB interface mic (fingers crossed).

Not all Chromebooks can run Linux (for instance, my Acer).