Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

Yeah, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard the speaker’s voice more clearly than while reading this story. 

I don’t even try to browse this site on my iPad anymore. It’s fundamentally broken in my opinion.

Meanwhile, in somewhat embarrassing takes by superhero actors...

You’d think folks in the DC ‘verse wouldn’t be too keen on purple in general...

I just want everyone who said that they want to see Lois in a lot of purple to know that I heard you loud and clear. Gonna be a lot of purple.

Reminder, if you haven't cast your ballot, vote IN PERSON tomorrow. 

Quarantine, Arkansas

Accidental bowel jokes are the best ones. 

I don’t think it’ll be any good, but my main question is... how?

I don’t know if this is a bowel joke or not, but I am laughing so hard and also disgusted

Snyder is just trolling now, right? It could also be some sort of intricate revenge plot, or a piece of performance art. Surprise! The Snyder Cut is actually a long lost Andy Warhol Kaufman film!

Snyder Cut Folks: “Release the Snyder Cut!”

I dunno how he trolls his audience more than by releasing a video endorsing Biden....but here we are.

“They’ve reached rock bottom,” you said. “There’s no way it could any dumber or any worse,” you insisted. Zack Snyder replied, “Hold my beer.”

Wow, that Snyder Cut was so 100% finished it’s able to retroactively cast new actors four years after it was made. If only these powers could be harnessed for good.

Understood. But it won’t be on Reese’s wrappers, because all that goes straight in the trash.

Ooh, Werther’s is an excellent suggestion. And I believe carrot sticks have more of a legal claim of being peanut butter than the filling of a Reese’s cup does.

I do appreciate that the door is giving out full-size candy instead of those tiny little Hallowe’en abominations, but yeah, let’s get something I would eat.

Which will always be the issue with CGI - it can look good at the time, but ages poorly.