I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The finger point was necessary to remind everyone what kind of nucleosis he has. 

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year, it turned out I was just on the Jets”

Haven’t the Dolphins amassed something like 97 picks at this point? One of the 13 QBs they draft should pan out.

This is what I don’t understand. Why are people so sold on Tua? His accuracy and numbers are through the roof because he has 4 first-rounders at wideout. They are so open I can hit them. In the 3 games in which Tua played against elite competition (LSU, Georgia and Clemson) his numbers plummeted. Plus he appears to be…

Steve Young opted not to subject himself to being forced to play with a bad NFL team not of his choosing, instead signing a huge deal with a team in Los Angeles. Then when things went bad in Los Angeles, he negotiated a release from that contract so he could sign with a specific NFL team. It worked out well and he…

> Besides the impromptu appreciation of Klesko, the other bizarre moment of the afternoon was the duo of Trump and Rivera walking out to “Enter Sandman.”

Now that I consider it, his non-average career stats kind of suck for being in the majors for 58 years. 11 saves and 20 strikeouts a year? 

But why would Dolphins fans be burning Charlotte Hornets jackets?

I can already envision the vertical-oriented youtube vids of people burning their Cleo Lemon jerseys.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Alternatively, just imagine anybody was a commissioned painter and this is what happened to them while they were trying to do their job.

The worst part was the 15 yard penalty Brees got for roughing the pass rush. 

When the majority of the passing plays called are 5-10 yard checkdowns, there’s bigger problems than who's throwing the ball.

We Might Have Seen Adam Vinatieri’s Last Kick

I can’t believe Adam Vinatieri is still in the league. I also can’t believe it’s not butter, so clearly I haven’t been paying much attention since the mid-90’s.