I watched this because I do, in fact, remember Dan Pasqua.  I was not disappointed.  In fact, what’s the opposite of “disappointed?”  Was I appointed?

The city’s biggest celebrities are all local news anchors.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

I pay $1,500 per seat for Jets season tickets, exhibition games included (10 games x $150 =$1,500). When we complained about the preseason games being the same price as “real” games they changed the price of the tickets. Now my exhibition games only cost $50 but my real games vs the Giants and the Patriots are $250.…

Video-cartridged game-playing young soft Americans can’t gut out a match of footballerie on a 110 yard field? I guess Aaron Rogers’ famed rocket arm has its limits, gets a little noodly if he really has to air it out?

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

So now we know what Brady will do when he eventually retires from football — buy rum from the Cubans to keep his casinos stocked with booze during Prohibition.

your new bosses know what drives engagement

I was once on a “just for fun” team in a pretty extensive league for a season. We were supposed to be in the “just for fun” C division of the league, meaning all of the teams were supposed to be mediocre players who didn’t want to take anything too seriously.

Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard.

These idiots do deserve to get leveled though. The best part of an idiot on the field is the tackle. When it doesn't happen I get sad. 

As a Canadian who’s been to dozens and dozens of CFL games I have ALWAYS wanted to see NFL athletes play CFL ball on CFL fields.

The scores would be like 88 - 76. 3 downs? Wider fields? 20 yard-deep endzones? 12 player formations? Multiple receivers in motion before the snap? Aaron Rodgers would throw 9 touchdowns a…

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

Sooooo .... why not just play on the CFL field as it is normally? “Oh no, the goalposts are not on the goal line - it wouldn’t be a true test for our field goal kickers. So instead, we’re gonna play on an 80-yard field.”

Good point, Burner. She has very little experience with athletic achievement in high-pressure situations. Hard to believe you’re in the greys.

I was with my closest friend at a packed bar here in Portland. When the inevitable failure happened, I shook my buddy’s hand, hugged his loving wife, and walked to my car.

My favorite parts of reading WYTS for the Bears and Vikings is reading the fans declare that their season highlights are when the Packers fail.

“All the Dick Wolf Chicago shows are pale imitations of the Dick Wolf shows set in New York.” 

“Bear Weather” is winter. Bears sleep in the winter. Stop owning yourselves with “Bear Weather” you absolute stereotypes.