Here, let me scroll pass the the headline of the article for you:

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

“1. XXX”

Super Bowl 50 should be dead last specifically because it’s not L.

Roger shows up in the form of an anthropomorphic paperclip: "It looks like you're trying make the game of football fun and enjoyable. Can I help you stop this immediately?"

Hey it makes up for them no longer having access to see Oddibe McDowell’s water bill, which was always enthralling and great.

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

Earlier in the week, he served his team a banquet of 2,000 wings to celebrate their hard work in practice.

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

Concepts are hard for Trumpsters to understand, but “melting down” is what your unindicted co-conspirator president just did rambling in front of cameras for ten minutes about the wall he’s not getting because he just folded like a cheap suit. Feel free to post with that name here more though, it’s pretty funny.

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

Can it really be a meltdown if he’s basically always like this?

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

“Now we can officially stop talking about this play forever.”

Hey you! Mindfully treasure every moment of your life! But also, uh, if you could turn off your adblocker and clink on every article about how the Lakers should trade for some retread, we’d appreciate that too.

/Nervously refreshes GawkModo for a new post to read.

What if my entire job is killing time?

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

Next thing you know he’ll start trying to put up banners for regular season divisional wins.