Did you read the article or just immediately jump down to the comments?

This.

Interesting. That’s not my experience in Big 10 country.

Heh, you assume that they actually went to that school. 

You just described every week since like, Week 5.

My memory might be fuzzy and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I feel like that was the score every week when the NFL decided it was a good idea to have a round-robin tournament on Thursday nights involving the Bills, Browns, Jets, and Jaguars in like 2010.

Should we meet you in Temecula?

They’re not?

Nice article. A few questions:

HE’S NOT A STILLER. HE PLAYS FOR BALTIMORE

“FANCY AD-BOY TERM ALERT!”

If the emphasis on the rule change is deciphering the tackler’s intent, as Sean Payton suggests, then this becomes really tricky because I don’t know how the officials can know what any player is thinking when he hits a quarterback.

Oof. I don’t want to explain it, but here’s a link I found.

He skipped OTAs. This is probably why.

The video auto-replayed, and you know what? I’m not even mad.

pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

I don’t either, but I sure played the crap out of it.

That’s literally the first line in the article.

Y’know, I think you made your pizza with roquefort instead of mozzerella.

YouTube confirms that I have actually heard one of her songs previously.