Awesomely fun fact there.

I don’t mean in any way to take anything away from the magnitude of this tragedy.

Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling turned me off of baseball when I was living in New York.

I missed your second comment, but seeing mygrammarsux’s comment, I can confirm what he said.

Probably because Foster’s is garbage beer and they can get better stuff like Victoria Bitter and Toohey’s New

This is a lot to ask of the team’s owners.

I would have answered “Kansas City Chiefs”

Mmmm, that’s good BPA you’re throwing away there

Puking and “fighting” aside, the view of the field makes me want to never go to a game in person.

The amount of Zubaz in those images is surprisingly low.

As a Cowboys fan, I approve of this statement.

gun-slinging southpaw quarterback

Barry, thanks for sharing this most glorious information. Probably the most important news item of the week.

Finally, a team that I voted for. It’s about time we get to the non-Longhorns Texas schools/non-Crimson-Tide Alabama schools portion of the rankings!

Yes, their names are Gil Colgate and Ian Clarke, and the game is Mutant League Football.

I think if you distill the novella that Deadspin’s founding editor wrote into its key point, it’s something like “Bruce Arians is not a good coach”

I never noticed until now, but Lane Kiffin looks like the love child of Jim Gaffigan and Chris Farley

What stat tells us how far someone can punt a football?

I hope they do a historical analysis of sprint speed, because I’m unreasonably curious to know where John Kruk falls on this relationship.

Are you my Little League coach? As the first baseman, it was always my fault when my teammates either a) airmailed the ball 3 feet over my head or b) bounced a throw in the dirt 6 feet to the side of the bag.