Thanks. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Please let this be the year that a 6-10 team wins the AFC South and makes the playoffs.

So this evaluation convinces me that Jerry Jones has officially reached “Al Davis crazy”, one step above “Yee-haw, I am f***ing crazy”

This comment won me over with the Ray Rhodes reference.

1) Made of glass

This is perfect.

Do we know each other? I too have made that questionable decision

When I was in Australia as part of a study abroad with a bunch of (marginally-athletic engineering) students from the US, someone got a football from somewhere (idk, maybe it was even an Aussie Rules ball) so we could play (tackle) on the beach during our breaks. Some jacked 6’4”, 250 lb dude comes up and is like “Oh,…

I totally read this at first as “Awkward by Navajo Nation Artists”

“ Still, I went with my friends who did pre order it after work.”

and then created an account just to comment

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Martin’s Kettle Cooked beats them all

Boulder Canyon’s whole lineup is solid

Atto boy, this is a terably good comment.

Yeah, but the football players ain’t there to play school

I imagine that to the disgustingly rich, many things (such as pool covers) are readily disposable, similar to how a used tissue is to you or me.

You must watch a lot of Blue Jackets games

True or false: PK asked Goodell to feed him like a baby bird.

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not, but Walker has his hat in the ring as a Republican presidential candidate.