i whole-heartedly endorse the OxiClean method for removing pit stains.

sure, "fake" mullet

theres a "NOT USA"?

holy crap, i kept hitting publish because kinja told me it wasnt posted yet

look, VitamEn-J on a wikipedia discussion page about left-handedness thinks that 50 cent really isnt left-handed. perhaps this is just confirmation

look, VitamEn-J on a wikipedia discussion page thinks that 50 cent really isnt left-handed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3ALe…). perhaps this is just confirmation

look, VitamEn-J on a wikipedia discussion page thinks that 50 cent really isnt left-handed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3ALe…). perhaps this is just confirmation

look, VitamEn-J on a wikipedia discussion page thinks that 50 cent really isnt left-handed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3ALe…). perhaps this is just confirmation

BREAKING: Jay-Z says "Solange" to Beyoncé's sister

Star Wars Episode I: The Optional Menace

dude, SPOILERS

"Look, LaVar, Redskin is OUR word. You can't use it."

hmm, i thought they outsourced that to the broncos, jets, and patriots

radio on the tv = programming filler. hes lucky hes not getting pre-empted for infomercials

for some reason, its only really stood out to me this year, probably because there have been a disproportionate number of near-misses leading up to this one.

i never wanted to sleep again anyway

"Do you feel bad for Fleury?"

BUT HE WON A STANLEY CUP (...when the rest of the team was actually good enough to win in spite of poor goaltending, coaching, etc.)

go fuck yourself and your "clever" name-calling

go fuck yourself