At least this one keeps the joy and doesn’t add effin’ banjos.

Awesome, thanks!!

My thinking is that I do get a reward for doing good....it makes me happy/feel nice to do good things. I’m nice, because I’m nice. It’s just that simple. Constantly looking for the thanks or the reward seems tiring.

So, what is the benefit of having Spotify Premium?

Just the image of his penis that pops into my mind reading these comments (involuntarily pops into my mind, I don’t want to visualize his penis!) is enough to make me feel queasy. I cannot believe ANYBODY is in love with money or power enough to fuck him. Gross.

Everyone should know what their lady bits look like! I recently learned a friend of mine has never looked at it with the mirror and I’m all “girl, look at your puss.”

Oh, people are absolutely shocked to find out that D&C is used to help with a wide variety of health issues. For some reason they just associate it with abortion.

Aaaaaand this is why we have the issues we do. Assholes.

TAKE MITCH WITH YOU, BITCH!

Same. But I could likely do a vacuum and dust more often.

I have found that having my Google Home mini in the kitchen and then remembering I have it there and saying “OK, Google, play music” will then motivate me to do any dreaded kitchen task there is.

It’s this type of language that will ensure that we’re never as united a citizenry as possible. And it’s mind boggling that it works on so many people.

They fixed it. But $85 was finally low enough for me to make it happen! Thanks to some held on to Christmas cash from my Dad. Thanks, Dad!

They fixed it. But $85 was finally low enough for me to make it happen! Thanks to some held on to Christmas cash…

Maybe they just like Utah?

Same. I only lose my shit over puppies. Babies, ugh.

OK, this....just might be my most favorite three song run mentioned yet.

Or Sign ‘O the Times. Lots of good groupings can be made there.

I live in the Phoenix area. Scottsdale is a dumpster full of assholes.

Because of some bullshit health issues last year I had to cancel my trip home to see my family at Thanksgiving. I was disappointed and sad, I’ve not missed Thanksgiving with my family in, like, ever, possibly. So I was starting a good mope and my boyfriend looks at me and said “This is only a tragedy if you let it be.…

I grew up in an extremely small town in southern WV and it kills me to see what my state has become. Or, hell, maybe it’s always been this way but our little valley town was sheltered? I have no idea. I just know that when I see how fucked up it’s all gotten it makes me sad.