I got a pair at the Nike Outlet and they are AMAZING! As soon as I get home from work, they go on. They have pockets and wide legs and make me look like I’m wearing a diaper but I give no shits because comfortable as fuck.

I went to see it at a 9:15am Sunday showing thinking I’d avoid a crowd. Nope, sold out!

You are not alone. #TeamChestHair

That was my takeaway, too. Because she really, really does think she nailed it.

She was SO proud of herself.

I haven’t! I just Googled and it looks like they were here back in 2015 for a limited time and I missed it. Booo!

YES!! I had them when I was on the road headed towards Ourense! SO GOOD!  

I usually stick to local fare while I travel but while in St. Petersburg there was a McDonald’s next door to our hotel that had a bakery in it. A McCafe. So, after a few drinks at the bar my group head over and ordered all of the baked goods and had a party.

I see people bitching about how people are using food stamps to buy steak and lobster and “I don’t get to buy steak and lobster! Why should they get to use MY TAX DOLLARS! to buy steak and lobster?!?!!” And I’m all “Make better choices with your money? If I want steak, I budget for it. Shit! Stop acting like you know…

UGH! Yeah, that shit happens and it sucks. I’m so sorry that happened to you and your fuzz to the extent you have scars! WTF?!?!

People just show up to your house with their dogs without asking?!?!? I don’t even do that to friends that have dogs! Or my own family! You always ask!

Sunday mornings, imo, are the BEST times to take in a movie. Even on opening weekend. I’m planning to be last row center on Sunday morning for this one!

It was Seinfeld. He and Elaine swooped in with the “I’m here for you” stuff and assumed that eventually it would lead to just “I’m here.”

I am so glad you didn’t fall over the cliff, oh my god. This is my worst nightmare. I hike, too, and there’s a few areas I go that scare me and then you get kids and, yes, loose dogs running around and I’m scared to death of this exact scenario!

Exactly! *If* I brought one or both of my dogs to the office, I’d place a baby gate across my door way so they couldn’t just wander and I don’t have to hold on to a leash all day. But they’d get so bored, they would whine to go see what all the other people and dogs were doing, etc. I’d have to stop what I’m doing to…

Yup. I worked with a lady that was really, really afraid of dogs so the few times I took my dogs to work (when each was a puppy and then when we had a camp for autistic youth I took my Golden in as he was a certified therapy dog and they asked me to) I made sure she knew ahead of time so she’d not be startled. It’s…

I don’t mind a few mistakes, really. But when I literally have no idea what “you’re” talking about most of the time? No thank you. A text shouldn’t give me a headache!

Plus, I’m already covered in my own dogs’ hair, I don’t need more.

THIS! One of my dogs would be fine at work or anywhere else. The other wouldn’t because some loud noises scare him and he gets weird and protective at times if other dogs are around. He’s happier at home.

This is why I won’t take my dogs to dog parks. Too many people don’t understand their dogs, don’t train their dogs, don’t watch their dogs, and think their dogs are awesome when really they’re little assholes that are pissing off all of the other dogs.