It looks like tights/hose without toes. Dance tights.

If I had to go to this event for work I’d need to file a worker’s comp claim for my sprained eyeballs after all of the rolling they’d done all day. I hope your eyeballs are OK.

Some libraries require you show ID proving you live in the community, in the form of a bill, etc. sent to your address. Some libraries are spread out in the community and not easy to get to if you have to depend on a public transport system that isn’t that great. Some people in really rural areas only have access to…

And the photo is STILL airbrushed/paintshopped. I was looking at an ad for mascara the other day and in very small tiny lettering in the very bottom corner it says “eyelashes enhanced for detail” or some shit. It’s all so gross.

Every time I listen to this song I feel like it’s summer time in the early 90s and life is pretty good.

I wish the drive worked for me. All I need is just 5 minutes once I’m home. I don’t mind the “Hey! You’re home! Yay!” thing but after that just give me 5 minutes. To put my stuff down. To change my clothes. To just be quiet and still. Whatever I need to do to, as you said, “decompress.”

Right now it’s not an issue…

Yup. About 10 years ago on Flickr there was a group that would do “tributes” to the women that used Flickr and participated in either the 365 Days Project or just, simply, had photos of themselves posted publicly. They would use their Flickr stream and post nothing but photos of photos they’d printed out from random…

Yup. And I’ve read that it’s better on the credit score if YOU close the account rather than have the company close it on their own. But, like, I didn’t know I was never going to use that store credit card again so I kept it open to show I had a certain number of credit accounts in good standing, right? It’s just a…

My poor parents. Or anyone that lived with me ever. Just don’t talk to me as soon as I walk in the door. From anything. From work, from fun, from just arriving on an airplane. Hug me, say hi, anything. Just don’t with all of the questions and chatter until I get about 5 minutes of chill/settling in. Damn.

TaxAct. My taxes are way simple, though. I have my income and I have my HSA, which I contribute to post-tax. I could likely just do them without TaxAct but this just makes me feel more confident that they are correct without having to do a lot of side math on my own. Like, figuring out if my medical expenses can be…

Well now I know what me and my boyfriend will be doing this weekend!

DITTO!!

Everyone that knew has to be held accountable. They have to be held accountable like they did at Penn State to send the message that this will not be tolerated for our girls just as it will not be tolerated for our boys.

And smart and funny?! He’s hitting all of my bullet points.

til; I’m a pro at niksen.

That’s me with bearded Jemaine Clement.

There was a pizza place back home that would make a pizza sub and it was terrific and I want one. Right now. A nice italian sub roll, sauce, pepperoni, lots of mozerella. All warmed up and melty. The sauce would soak into the bread. It was perfect.

As weird as it sounds....Twitter is usually the first place breaking news hits. When bin Laden was killed I saw it on Twitter before it hit ANY news site, TV alert, or FB.

Except some white women are, actually, racists, bigots, and xenophobes themselves so they’re simply sleeping with people that they agree with.

Why is she even bringing this up? Because Jane recently did? When did we start having to respond to every.single.comment.made?! ffs