Just when I thought the daily news couldn’t get any shittier!

This is the funniest shit (no pun intended) I’ve read this week!

This happens to me, too, when I’m not traveling alone. Until it builds up and then EVERYBODY WATCH OUT!! because now it’s worse than if it just allowed me to poo daily as I should.

At least once a year I read something online about skin care or how to do makeup and I think “I really should do that!” and then I spend lots of time researching and, sometimes, shopping for the products that my in the moment brain thinks I’ll actually wind up using.

This is fantastic!

Me, too. Like, who left that movie feeling bad for him?!

My first date movie was “Tombstone” with what turned out to be my future ex-husband. I don’t blame the movie, though. That movie is a treasure.

I’m glad I’m not alone.

It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s simply the employees taking it upon themselves to report them instead of it being some set policy. There are some racist assed people around Phoenix.

I’m actually not sure but I think she did coordinate something like that.

Same. I make a nice one with chorizo, onions, and red peppers then a bit of sour cream on the top.

Yup, and we only know that after his death. He just wanted to do good stuff.

It’s entirely possible that some of them did. Some celebrities do things quitely, without notice, as we found out over and over in the months after Prince’s death. Some people just want to quietly do good things.

My first thought on seeing the photo was “if a woman can be called a douche, then this is the woman.” So, I believe homeless guy based on my gut judgment.

As I was brushing my teeth yesterday my mind wandered to the future. This is what happens while I do mindless tasks, I just let the mind go where it wants.

it’s not just the picture. I said the same thing on a friend’s post earlier today that used a different picture. And I wasn’t trying to be snarky, either. But she just looks a lot older to me than 28 and I don’t know if it’s the makeup or what. I find that a lot of the younger women around, however, look much older…

It’s a problem because of things like lips and butts.

In Baby Got Back, the song started with white girls being all “OMG, Becky, look at her butt” because big butts used to be a thing that was looked down on. But suddenly white and white adjacent people now all have big butts and are being heralded as making them…

Yeah, that seems pretty much like he’s discussing it. He doesn’t say “Nope, next question.” He says “They’re rumors, that’s all that is.” and explains he doesn’t want to give them bigger life.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Fuck off with that bullshit you tonedeaf assholes!

Biiiiiiitch, please, indeed with that nonsense!

In my mind, my car is my freedom. I don’t like being without a car as I don’t like the feeling of being trapped or unable to take care of the things I need to take care of which is myself, my dogs, my friends, my family, etc. If I have a car, I can do anything. May not be 100% true but it’s what has been instilled in…