Put him first in line for a refund

I know this is all tongue and cheek (I think?) but just to be clear - I don’t think we want the Anna Sorokins of the world to go unpunished, we just want the corporations who commit the same kinds of transgressions as individual criminals to face equal or worse punishment... right?

Jason, your problem is that you’re American with tastes that skew toward the understated. You project yourself as sweet, quirky and intelligent. I’ve always assumed you moonlight in an alt-rock band that plays lots of ukulele heavy songs about tail light design.

Depends if it is at the top or the bottom of a hill. You wouldn’t want to be in front of it on the downhill sections if no brake upgrades have been made.

Tesla, if you can put up with how ‘well’ they build cars, and operate as a business, has a rock solid charging network.

It’s a matter of when.

A fair off too.  Well done.

A wrap for your car is like a wrap for your willy. It keeps you protected, and no one will have kids with you.

I had a buddy with a 2 door Geo Metro with 2 15" subs in the back and the car was Barney Purple sitting on gold spoke Daytons LMAO.

Oh, we like the cars that go boom....

In high school a friend of mine had a Dodge Dynasty that he put 12" subs in and, within a week, he shook off every interior trim piece in the car 

One day I was gassing up the car in the ‘Hood and was hearing what sounded like someone hitting a dumpster with a hammer. Finally located sound and it was a rusted out old Caprice that shivered like a dog passing a peach pit every time the sound hit. 

Plus, for the two times a year you actually need a pickup, you can rent one.

Jaguar F-type. Not sure how reliable it would be long term, but they are gorgeous with more timeless styling. The Supra design I don’t expect will age well.

bamboo is mutually assured destruction.

Reluctant NP only because of all the memories of Car Talk references to the Dart. $8k is stomachable though a bit spendy. It would be a solid NP at like $6750.

I’ve found that even concealed carriers feel the desperate need to show you that they’re actually carrying a gun.  It’s pathetic.

You don’t know anything about Portland, ME, do you?

I suspect this would make someone’s mechanic, whose behind on his boat payments, very happy.

Any lawyer making a move on the homeowner is probably a 2-bit hack. The real money is in the public entity claim against the municipality for the unsafe road condition.