I’ll buy the third one. By the case.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

This really had my hopes up that Paul Weller re-united The Style Council. (That’s my early Deadspin Up All Night entry)

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

“it means whatever i want it to mean”

It makes me enraged to watch the kowtowing to dipshit Iowa every election cycle.

You missed about 35 states.

Counterpoint: fuck Chicago

Helmet to Helmet contact. Unsportsmanlike

Irrelevant. Just because a segment of the population remains sensitive to it doesn’t mean the word hasn’t been reclaimed.

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

What would be the gang’s porpoise? To sea the world!

True but the situation there was a little different. It was motivated by both economies being financially fragged and the general want to reunify a very broken nation.

For one, we learned that Ferrante’s collection of “autobiographical” essays coming out next month should be labeled as fiction, at least partially.

Showerdannay or Showerdignion Blanc? Also totally okay. Very normal and not weird.

Radar never states it is an actor. Some think it is a director/producer.

Meh, I don’t see this being a huge problem, or particularly sexist. AoS is doing the same with Ghost Rider. The new, shiny thing always attracts people more than the well-established elements. Trailers for superhero sequels usually focus on the new villain for that very reason.