He keeps forgetting Saudi Arabia. Must have been an oversight, I am sure they will get around to fixing it. Any day now.

And elsewhere today in “No Shit, Sherlock” news

if you go please share with us any stories you have from your adventure!

I’m an atheist, but I sure like the way this guy Christians.

Exotic(ugh, its there a better word?) wives and children who look like the groundskeeper are the only things that keep the royal line from dissolving into an amorphous pile of pasty flesh and blood that doesn’t clot.

The report notes that because Harry lost his mother Princess Diana when he was only 12, he relies on Middleton as a motherly influence

Here’s how I picture the Queen responding to Harry telling her he’s bring Markle home for dinner:

Yeahhhhh im gonna save these photos for, uh, research. Yeah. Research.

Ahem.

Even Eugene from Buzzfeed: